"I'm totally rubbish at eating fruit and veg, can't stand the stuff but this is totally lush! Just don't tell my mum."
Fister from Southampton
Yes Fister from Southampton, we won't tell your mum. But isn't there something else you perhaps shouldn't be telling her Fister?
Of course, as we all know, Fister is a small village near Stavanger in the Hjelmeland municipality on the south-western Norwegian coast. If you thought this was an immature, badly-worded joke about fisting, then you should be ashamed.